Comments on: Keep in Touch During October http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/ a place to read and write together Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:33:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: JackJack http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5326 JackJack Sat, 24 Nov 2007 18:39:35 +0000 http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5326 Hey ms.Zana I've missed you so very much it's me Jacky 4rm summer school WE still see ms.Zamel but i don't c u : ( Hey ms.Zana I’ve missed you so very much it’s me Jacky 4rm summer school WE still see ms.Zamel but i don’t c u : (

]]> By: Gayane http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5245 Gayane Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:50:36 +0000 http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5245 so how are you guys r u guys bored i am so how are you guys r u guys bored i am

]]> By: Gayane http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5244 Gayane Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:50:12 +0000 http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5244 hey whats up everyone how are you guys hey whats up everyone how are you guys

]]> By: Rochelle http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5241 Rochelle Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:51:47 +0000 http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5241 What do you call a cow that won't give milk? A milk dud I got this from a magazine What do you call a cow that won’t give milk? A milk dud
I got this from a magazine

]]> By: Amaris B. http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5240 Amaris B. Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:55:05 +0000 http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5240 HI TO DAKOTA SANDAK!! IF YOU KNOW HIM TELL ME!!!! (I DO NOT MEAN DAKOTA FANNING BUT IF YOU KNOW HER TELL ME ANY WAY BECAUSE THEN I COULD SAY I KNOW HER THROUGH 1 DEGREE OF SEPARATION) MARZ HI TO DAKOTA SANDAK!! IF YOU KNOW HIM TELL ME!!!! (I DO NOT MEAN DAKOTA FANNING BUT IF YOU KNOW HER TELL ME ANY WAY BECAUSE THEN I COULD SAY I KNOW HER THROUGH 1 DEGREE OF SEPARATION)

MARZ

]]> By: Amaris B. http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5239 Amaris B. Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:50:08 +0000 http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5239 hi!!! if you like funny jokes or funny pics or funny videos check out FunnyPart.com if you like penguins go to ClubPenguin.com (I am MarzRulez) if you want to be a superhero go to Urbaniacs.com (I am MarzBarz) I hope you like these web pages. tell me if you do!! then i could say hi!! online. marz hi!!!

if you like funny jokes or funny pics or funny videos check out FunnyPart.com

if you like penguins go to ClubPenguin.com (I am MarzRulez)

if you want to be a superhero go to Urbaniacs.com (I am MarzBarz)
I hope you like these web pages. tell me if you do!! then i could say hi!! online.

marz

]]> By: josh g http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5237 josh g Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:44:20 +0000 http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5237 A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis. Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General's office. "Since we weren't actually at war," the General began, "I can't give out any medals. We did, however, want to let each of you know your efforts were appreciated. What we've decided to do is to let each of you choose two points on your body. You will be given two pounds sterling for each inch of distance between those parts. We'll start on the left, boys, so what'll it be?" Soldier 1: "The tip of me head to me toes, sahr!" General: "Very good son, that's 70 inches which comes to 140 pounds" Soldier 2: "The tip of the finger on one outstretched hand to the tip of the other, sir!" General: "Even better son, that's 72 inches which comes to 144 pounds" Soldier 3: "The palm of me hand to the tip of me left pinky, sahr!" General: "That's a strange but fair request, son! As the general begins the measurement: "What! Son, where is your left pinky?" Soldier 3: "Falkland Island, sahr!" This was a funny joke I found online. A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.

Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General’s office. “Since we weren’t actually at war,” the General began, “I can’t give out any medals. We did, however, want to let each of you know your efforts were appreciated.

What we’ve decided to do is to let each of you choose two points on your body. You will be given two pounds sterling for each inch of distance between those parts. We’ll start on the left, boys, so what’ll it be?”

Soldier 1: “The tip of me head to me toes, sahr!” General: “Very good son, that’s 70 inches which comes to 140 pounds”

Soldier 2: “The tip of the finger on one outstretched hand to the tip of the other, sir!”

General: “Even better son, that’s 72 inches which comes to 144 pounds”

Soldier 3: “The palm of me hand to the tip of me left pinky, sahr!”

General: “That’s a strange but fair request, son!

As the general begins the measurement: “What! Son, where is your left pinky?”

Soldier 3: “Falkland Island, sahr!”
This was a funny joke I found online.

]]> By: josh g http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5236 josh g Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:38:41 +0000 http://hzana.edublogs.org/2007/10/02/keep-in-touch-during-october/#comment-5236 Giving very odd excuses The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here." The General was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the G.I. go. Moments later, eight more G.I.s came up to the general panting, he asked them why they were late. "Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I'm here." The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too. A ninth G.I. jogged up to the General, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but..." "Let me guess," the General interrupted, "it broke down." "No," said the G.I., "there were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them." I got this joke from a website. Giving very odd excuses
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.

“Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I’m here.”

The General was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the G.I. go. Moments later, eight more G.I.s came up to the general panting, he asked them why they were late.

“Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I’m here.”

The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too. A ninth G.I. jogged up to the General, panting heavily.

“Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but…”

“Let me guess,” the General interrupted, “it broke down.”

“No,” said the G.I., “there were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them.”
I got this joke from a website.

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