Keep in Touch During October
Use this post to say hi to your friends and to ask any questions you have about school. PLEASE, this is not a live chat. Don’t expect people to answer you immediately. Don’t keep asking if people are online. Say something interesting and SOMEONE will answer you. Tell us a funny joke or story, describe a great movie you’ve seen. Let us know if you’ve done something fun over the weekend. Don’t be boring!
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Giving very odd excuses
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.
“Sorry, sir! I can explain, you see I had a date and it ran a little late. I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I’m here.”
The General was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the G.I. go. Moments later, eight more G.I.s came up to the general panting, he asked them why they were late.
“Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but it broke down, found a farm, bought a horse but it dropped dead, ran 10 miles, and now I’m here.”
The General eyed them, feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go, he let them go, too. A ninth G.I. jogged up to the General, panting heavily.
“Sorry, sir! I had a date and it ran a little late, I ran to the bus but missed it, I hailed a cab but…”
“Let me guess,” the General interrupted, “it broke down.”
“No,” said the G.I., “there were so many dead horses in the road, it took forever to get around them.”
I got this joke from a website.
October 2nd, 2007 at 3:44 pm
A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.
Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the General’s office. “Since we weren’t actually at war,” the General began, “I can’t give out any medals. We did, however, want to let each of you know your efforts were appreciated.
What we’ve decided to do is to let each of you choose two points on your body. You will be given two pounds sterling for each inch of distance between those parts. We’ll start on the left, boys, so what’ll it be?”
Soldier 1: “The tip of me head to me toes, sahr!” General: “Very good son, that’s 70 inches which comes to 140 pounds”
Soldier 2: “The tip of the finger on one outstretched hand to the tip of the other, sir!”
General: “Even better son, that’s 72 inches which comes to 144 pounds”
Soldier 3: “The palm of me hand to the tip of me left pinky, sahr!”
General: “That’s a strange but fair request, son!
As the general begins the measurement: “What! Son, where is your left pinky?”
Soldier 3: “Falkland Island, sahr!”
This was a funny joke I found online.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:50 pm
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October 3rd, 2007 at 2:55 pm
HI TO DAKOTA SANDAK!! IF YOU KNOW HIM TELL ME!!!! (I DO NOT MEAN DAKOTA FANNING BUT IF YOU KNOW HER TELL ME ANY WAY BECAUSE THEN I COULD SAY I KNOW HER THROUGH 1 DEGREE OF SEPARATION)
MARZ
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:51 pm
What do you call a cow that won’t give milk? A milk dud
I got this from a magazine
October 17th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
hey whats up everyone how are you guys
October 17th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
so how are you guys r u guys bored i am
November 24th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Hey ms.Zana I’ve missed you so very much it’s me Jacky 4rm summer school WE still see ms.Zamel but i don’t c u : (